Enrile’s 94th birthday lights up Twitter: What’s the secret to immortality?
Twitter is bringing in the funny as netizens extended greetings to former Senator Juan Ponce Enrile on his 94th birthday on February 14.
Some Twitter users were amazed at Enrile’s seeming immortality while others asked the senator for life tips after finding out that he’s older than many things such as sliced bread, Mickey Mouse, and scotch tape.
“happy birthday to the immortal senator juan ponce enrile. enge po ng lyf tips!” @shoetsukiyama tweeted.
“Happy birthday kay Juan Ponce Enrile! Ikaw na ang forever,” @jorgeoribiana commented.
BREAKING: At the age of 93, veteran politician and lawyer Juanito Furugganan Gonzaga, popularly known as JUAN PONCE ENRILE, peacefully woke up this morning. pic.twitter.com/WCt4KiPbdM
— Ted Pylon (@TedPylon) February 12, 2018
Ang susunod na Super Blue Blood Moon ay maaabutan pa ni Juan Ponce Enrile
— Lourd de Veyra (@lourddv) February 1, 2018
Juan Ponce Enrile was born in 1924, six years before Pluto was discovered. 😂
— JR CASTILLO (@JRDCastillo24) February 10, 2018
Breaking News: As of 5:50pm at the age of 93, a day before his birthday former senator and renowned martial law architect, Juan Ponce Enrile Sr. peacefully passed level 99 of his candy crush game. pic.twitter.com/yhKfajWu5X
— joshua abella (@jshuabella) February 13, 2018
happy birthday to the immortal senator juan ponce enrile. enge po ng lyf tips!
— raven (@shoetsukiyama) February 13, 2018
putangina mas matanda pa si Juan Ponce Enrile sa sliced bread !!! pic.twitter.com/X3ulyOFY5y
— ya boi roi 💢 (@roilipardo) February 12, 2018
happy valentine's day!!!!!!!!! ❤💯
happy ash wednesday!!!!!!!! 🙏☝
happy birthday to the only living dinosaur, Juan Ponce Enrile!!!!!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀
— Tina (@tinagaisano_) February 13, 2018
Happy birthday Juan Ponce Enrile! 6 years na lang to a century.
— Conan Betamax Tan 🖖🏽 (@CocaConan) February 14, 2018
Happy 94th birthday Juan Ponce Enrile! Ikaw lang ang may forever 🎉
— Jokay (@jokayramos_) February 13, 2018
Happy birthday Juan Ponce Enrile you immortal bastard pic.twitter.com/GuXXxOvDhv
— Lolice Officer Ken (@kenshinbot5000) February 13, 2018
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— ⓟⓐⓛⓘⓣⓢ™ (@PJ_Palits) February 13, 2018
good morning and happy birthday, juan edward cullen ponce enrile ❤️
— Tim Oyson (@TIIIIIIIM) February 13, 2018
Antanda na ni Juan Ponce Enrile. Ano kayang diet niya?
A cup of soup made from the blood of virgins. A side of the souls of unborn children. Two servings of the flesh of the innocent.
And his exercise probably consists of seven shots of stem cell treatment.
— 👋 (@rvrntyza) February 11, 2018