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From brainfart to fake Pinoy to penguin to butete: Triggered Duterte’s clapbacks vs Gordon ranked

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“Don’t Push it. Don’t push it, or I’ll give you war you won’t believe.”

Just hours after the portly Senator Dick Gordon took first blood, President Rodrigo Duterte went full on John Rambo on his fellow abogado.

Gordon pushed all the wrong buttons when he criticized Duterte for his choice of appointees which was his prerogative; blamed his “probinsyano” roots for his “shallow bench”; and asking loudly what he saw in the ex-generals and officers over civilians.

In a speech Thursday night, Duterte went off full bore on Gordon with his verbal insults his weapons of mass destruction. “Kung hindi edukado bunganga mo, mas grabe ako,” said Duterte who has never shown this level of meanness against one person and that includes Senator Leila de Lima and former Senator Antonio Trillanes IV.

Here are Duterte’s top put downs against Gordon ranked from mild jalapeno to scorching Carolina Reaper:

10) “Siya lang nakakaintindi. Kinakain niya salita niya eh. Kaya magsalita siya may mga military. “Sir, anong sinabi noon sir?” “Ay ang p****** i** wala pakialam ‘yang g***** ‘yan. Ni hindi — wala nga akong naintindihan, abogado ako, kayo pa.”

9) “Sabi niya na probinsyano ako, sabagay, totoo ‘yan. Pero at least, probinsyano ako, my brain stays in my head. ‘Yung utak mo Dick, nagtutunaw, napupunta diyan sa tiyan mo. You are a fart away from disaster.”

8) “Huwag ka nang tumakbo ng presidente, wala kang makuha sa Armed Forces. ‘Pag nanalo ka, kargahin ka diyan galing sa Luneta eh, diretso ka doon sa Bilibid.”

7) “Kung ako ang Presidente at pupunta ako ng Maynila, mag-trabaho dito, maghanap ako ng tao, kung si Gordon lang naman ang makita ko, mag-resign na lang ako pagka-Presidente. The smart-ass.”

6) “The values of a person, dumidikit ‘yan bata pa ‘yan. Ang prinsipyo niyan nandiyan na ‘yan high school pa ‘yan. Hindi ‘yan sinosolo ng mga taga-Subic na mayor na lumulutang ka diyan sa Subic. Hindi ka naman malunod. Maghiga ka lang. Kita mo ‘yung tiyan mo parang butete.”

5) “Para kang penguin mag — maglakad. Eh totoo man, sabihin mo sa kanya. Sabihin mo, magkita kami. Sabihin niya sa akin uli ‘yan. “Sabi ni Duterte magkita kayo.” Sabihin niya ‘yan in front of me.”

4) “Take care of your stomach. It’s ugly. Isang utot ka lang tingnan mo. You are just a fart — a heartbeat away from — ‘yang laki mo niyan. ‘Yan ang katawan na mahirap — hindi pwede ambulansya. Karga ninyo doon sa truck ninyo. Pakialamero.”

3) “Mahirap maghanap ng tao na honest ngayon. Sa isang libo, buti’t na lang kung kasali ka diyan sa dalawa. Dick Gordon, do not be too presumptuous about your talent.”

2) “G*** ka, hindi ka naman talaga Pilipino. Tisoy ka lang diyan.”

1) “Intindihin mo muna ‘yung tiyan mo bago ka makialam sa trabaho ko.

Eh tumakbo ka ng vice president, hindi ka naman manalo. Hanggang senador ka lang.”

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