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Sold out! Politiko hoards safe deposit boxes for his millions


A well-known store’s inventory of safe boxes was practically gone in a flash after Clever Politiko (CP) recently bought all such containers available.

But why would anyone need several safe boxes?

CP needs to secure his millions, of course.

This politiko just made a fortune lobbying for a bill in Congress– and he surely knows better than to leave piles of crisp bills on display.

While depositing a huge sum of money in the bank would be other people’s default option, CP has been in politics long enough to know how much paperwork can be a hassle– and we’re not just talking about filling forms out.