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1. Ayaw ni Kris ‘yan! Mocha wants Aquinos removed from P500 bill

2. How Kris Aquino handles Mocha’s trash talk? Pray two rosaries!

These will be 2 posts, so let’s get the bad or in this case #fakenews over with… I have NEVER been interviewed by Boy Abunda in recent memory, at least not in the past quarter, not in his show & not for print or any other medium. Our last communication was 2 months ago when he was turning over a few more endorsement details to my current management team. Kung sino man po ang nagsulat nito- if you will choose to invent quotes from me- GALINGAN NYO NAMAN. I am a stickler for correct grammar and subject-verb agreement: it isn’t IN CASE SHE PURSUE HER CANDIDACY, I need to correct you: it is IN CASE SHE PURSUES HER CANDIDACY. 👓 I know i am weird, hindi ako sa subject matter nairita, nabwisit ako na wrong grammatical quote ang na attribute sa ‘kin. That being said, whoever you are Jhun & to the media team doing this you do have my GRATITUDE. Because in the online world, Ms. Uson is a “unicorn”… And I am a newbie. Yet you have elevated me by this comparison to her status. #Bongga 😘 To put it in very relatable fashion terms, she is already Miuccia Prada, while i am just Alessandro Michele, the relatively new creative director of GUCCI, who was tasked since Fall Winter 2015/16 to breathe new life to a weakened brand. Regarding political plans sa nagkakalat ng FAKE NA BALITA- while we still live in a DEMOCRACY & while i just remitted an online VAT payment for October 2017 of P2,164,429.67- let me just continue working in peace? Politics isn’t in my brain right now, sa kakagawa nyo ng ganitong balita baka in the end mapilitan akong bilin from Culture Club ang rights to their song KARMA CHAMELEON as my campaign jingle. 🎼❤️💛💚💙💜🌈

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3. Savage! Kris warns she’ll make ‘worst nightmare of all Aquino haters’ come true for big sis Ballsy

This is a simple, CLEAR & REAL message. In our family, I love my siblings. BUT i believe it is obvious- my Ate is my FAVORITE. By Ate i mean our eldest, we only have 1 Ate, everyone else is first name basis only… i could go into a super long story, but this is just an example of my life’s truth- come what may, even at my worst- she still loved me. It’s not a secret i was disowned, but when i gave birth to Kuya Josh she was my 1 sibling who was there in the hospital. That’s just how she is- she has loved me unconditionally. No judgment, just a reassurance that i’d never be alone because she always believed i’d manage to right my life’s wrongs- that is FAITH. So this is me saying- HURT HER by spreading more unfounded lies about her & her husband and you will really push me to my very worst. I mean it when i say for my Ate i will take a bullet. Or worse, make the worst nightmare of all Aquino haters come true… P.S. Politics aside, like this if you’re like me & you LOVE your Ate. ❤️

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4. Accept your natural look na lang! Lacson on vanity tax: ‘Fake face to cost 10% more’

5. Happy days: PNoy remembers dad Ninoy on birthday

6. Power of tee: Kiko Pangilinan’s kid launches Marawi shirt campaign

7. Burn! Kris shrugs off Jay Sonza’s try at face-off with Mocha: We worked hard for relevance

8. When #MIKEgotCARAdaway: Bongbong Marcos wishes health, wealth to newlyweds

9. Proud pa rin! Politikos to Rachel Peters: You are our Miss Universe

10. Lodi! Politikos remember courage, sacrifice of revolutionary hero Bonifacio